
يك جوك كوتاه انگليسي
تاريخ : چهارشنبه، 2 آبان ماه ، 1386 موضوع : طنز و داستان انگليسي
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The Butcher and the Lawyer
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner? " The lawyer answers, "Absolutely. Then you owe me $12.50.
بقيه در ادامه متن
Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today. " The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $12.50. A few days later the butcher receives a letter from the lawyer: "$45 due for consultation ".
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