Once upon a time, there was a boy

called Jack.

He was seven. And Jack had six sisters, but no brothers.

And they were really, really girly.

Al day long, they’d play with their dolls.

And with their beauty salon.

And twirl around in their pink ballet tutus.

Jack thought it was really, really boring.

It all began a week or so ago, when the Wicked Queen who turned Bertie into a frog was taking a walk by the pond in the palace gardens. She stopped by to have a long chat with Colin - they get on rather well you know. Colin asked how her Royal Wickedness was doing, and she started on every such a long grumble. She moaned about the little children who are always leaving their toys lying around the thrown room, and Barker the stupid Palace Dog who runs up and slobbers over her hand, even though she doesn’t like animals, and above all she complained about the King.

هدف این كتاب آن است تا به شما كمك كند دانش نظری مربوط به طرز تلفظ زبان انگلیسی و نحوه‌ی تدریس آْن‌را فراگرفته و به این‌ترتیب آن‌چه را كه زبان آموزان از قبل می‌دانند تایید كرده و آن‌ها را تحكیم نمایید. این كتاب به اساتید زبان نشان می‌دهد كه چطور طرز تلفظ را با دایره‌ی لغات و گرامر زبان انگلیسی تركیب كرده و دانش‌آموزان را ترغیب نمایند تا اهمیت ارتباطات موفقیت آمیز با دیگران  را به زبان انگلیسی فصیح درك كنند. در این كتاب می‌توانید روش‌های متفاوتی از ابتكارات عملی، مهارت‌ها، و تمرین‌هایی را كه برای كلاس درس اهمیت دارند، یادگرفته و در كلاس‌های خود به آن‌ها عمل نمایید.

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Down the Rabbit-Hole  

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister

on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had

peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no

pictures or conversations in it, `and what is the use of a book,’

thought Alice `without pictures or conversation?’

Bertie looked longingly at the Lovely Princess Beatrice, remembering how he used to stroll with her down to the edge of the pond, and how she would always bring some bread for the Sadie the beautiful black swan and for all the ducks, coots and geese who who would come quacking and honking up to greet her. He noticed that today she was carrying a silk bag over her shoulder, and every now and then she would stoop down to the ground and take something out of her bag and place it carefully under a vegetable or a leaf.

In this special Bertie Story for Easter, the annual Easter Egg hunt in the Palace Garden is heading for disaster, and Prince Bertie the Frog is about to take the blame for eating the eggs belonging to the children.

The Girl Who Missed

Christmas:

Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Natalie.

Natalie was six. She lived on a nice house, in a nice street. She had a little brother called Joe, and dog called Marmalade.

And most of the time Natalie was happy.

She played with her friends.

She played with her dog.

Big Sister’s Clothes

It started out a pretty ordinary sort of day. It was the holidays, and there was no school, so as soon as the two girls got up, they started playing. They played with their dolls in their room. They went down to breakfast, and played with their eggy soldiers. And then they went out to the garden and played on the swings.

Hello. This is Natasha. And I’m dropping by to tell you the storynory of how Prince Bertie the Frog met Father Christmas.

Yes, really.

In real life.

It’s ever such an exciting story, I can hardly wait to tell it to you.

Christmas was getting close. And all the pond life were sitting around discussing the things that they wanted for Christmas.

It was quite shivery weather, being the middle of winter in that part of the world, but Prince Bertie the Frog and his friends didn’t mind about that. They were too excited thinking of things to ask Santa for.

A few summers ago, when Bertie was still a human prince and lived in the palace, he was just a little bit bored because the only thing his father the king would talk about was his annual garden party. The theme that year was to be “Sweet Smells” and all the sweetest smelling people in the Kingdom were to be invited. Most of them were girls, as it turned out. There were to be sweet smelling flowers with sweet smelling blossom, and the most fragrant honey and different types of aromatic teas - and the gardeners were busy clearing all the green slime out of the pond and pouring perfume and aftershave into it to make it smell nicer. Colin the Carp wasn’t at all pleased - but Bertie didn’t know him then - and Tim the Tadpole wasn’t even born.